...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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