How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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