i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
