: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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