I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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