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is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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