I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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