You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Randomize
