Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
