I'm really into asian looking animals
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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