when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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