I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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