He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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