I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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