I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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