i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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