In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
