very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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