Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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