I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I love you. Go after that dick
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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