You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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