you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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