Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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