that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Randomize
