she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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