I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
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