how can u be prego again
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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