you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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