Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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