Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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