Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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