yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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