I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My dick has a subreddit
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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