it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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