If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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