is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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