Porn is love you can see.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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