I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I currently don't understand fingers.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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