i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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