Whod you bang
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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