Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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