it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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