He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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