Pappa wants mamma naked
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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