You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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