why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Randomize
