Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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