Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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