I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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