I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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