Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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