I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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